My Neighbor Charged Her Electric Car From My House Every Night Without My Permission – I Didn’t Call the Authorities, but I Did Something Better to Teach Her a Lesson

They didn’t.

I went back inside and called my daughter, Diane.

Because when you’re a widow and something doesn’t make sense, apparently you call your daughter while pretending you only wanted to chat.

“Mom, did you leave the AC running with a window open again?”

“I did not,” I said. “I haven’t touched the thermostat since April.”

“Maybe it’s the fridge. Old fridges eat power.”

“The fridge is younger than you are, honey.”

She laughed.

I didn’t.

After we hung up, I stood at the kitchen window looking across the low fence toward my neighbor Monica’s house.

Monica was in her thirties, had three children, a husband who traveled frequently, and a shiny white Tesla that was almost always parked crooked in her driveway.

I’d already learned that Monica had a complicated understanding of where her belongings ended and everyone else’s began.

I just hadn’t realized how far that attitude extended.

Six months earlier, my garden gnome disappeared.

It was a ridiculous little decoration my husband had bought at a flea market the summer before he died.

He’d handed it to me with a grin.

“For the garden, El. Every yard needs a little nonsense.”

Two days after it vanished, I spotted it beside Monica’s front steps.