"You've known for three weeks that you're leaving. You knew Susan was going with you. Apparently she's staying in the same building, and somehow she seems to know your routines better than your own wife."
"There is nothing going on between Susan and me."
"Then why does she know things about your life that I don't?"
"Because I knew you'd react exactly like this."
I laughed.
"Like what? Like a wife who just discovered her husband is leaving town for
My husband invited his boss over for dinner without asking me — halfway through the meal, his boss looked at me and said, "Wait... you don't know yet
